Massive post of massive hotness

[flowrs4ophelia]

[1] - List your top 10 celebrity crushes.
[2] - Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (10 to 1, 1 being my number one fixation)
[3] - Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you. whatever
[4] - Supply photos for said people.
[5] - Tag five people! No. Take meme if want.

So I basically turned this meme into an epic picspam and I did two lists to also include my ten top celebrity girl crushes. Because I ogle pretty ladies.

I promise this will be the most random and strange list you see made for this meme. :)





Adrien 10 Brody





Joseph 9 Gordon-Levitt







Lee 8 Pace





Gregory 7 Peck





Takeshi 6 Kaneshiro









Christian 5 Bale









Ryan 4 Gosling









Ewan 3 McGregor







Gale 2 Harold







1. ...And you know this guy.








And honorable mention goes to Gaspard Ulliel. He would have made the top ten if he didn't have freaky dimples that make him look like a clown when he smiles. Oh yeah I said it.












Maggie 10 Cheung





Tori 9 Amos







Pam 8 Grier





Jessica 7 Alba







Lauren 6 Bacall







Cate 5 Blanchett









Audrey 4 Hepburn







Natalie 3 Portman









Jennifer 2 Connelly









Keira 1 Knightley













And now also...

List ten fictional characters you'd have sex with.



This list is just as weird, LOL. I was trying to come up with characters who aren't necessarily associated with the image of a real actor so that I wouldn't just repeat any of the gentlemen from above.

- Sirius Black (HP)
- James Potter (HP)
- Remus Lupin (HP)
- Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
- Jacob Black (Twilight)
- Sam Uley (Twilight)
- Jasper Hale (Twilight) if he could be turned human for a few minutes (Sorry, Jazz, even you aren't worth a broken vagina)
- George (Paradise Kiss)
- West (Wasteland by Francesca Lia Block)
- Miroku (Inuyasha)

Comments

[guad.livejournal.com]

I approve of:
Male: 10, 6 (yes!), 4 and of course 1 XD
Female: 6 (omg) and 4. Don't like much the others. Keira is just creepy IMO.

:D

ETA: and you can't have a Marauders orgy, if you don't include Wormtail! MWAHAHAHA
:P

[flowrs4ophelia.livejournal.com]

I'd like to find somebody who does not see Johnny Depp as incredibly attractive, if they exist. It would be interesting, haha.

ETA: and you can't have a Marauders orgy, if you don't include Wormtail! MWAHAHAHA
Damn Wormtail has to ruin everything! LOL.

[evie.livejournal.com]

I really like your list.:) Gregory Peck, Gale Harold, Lauren Bacall, Audrey Hepburn and Natalie Portman...&hearts!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

AGH ADRIEN BRODY DO ME NAO PLZ

Also Johnny Depp and Lee Pace but... idk as soon as I clicke and Adrien Brody appeared I was just so excited, bahahaha.

[ofadoration.livejournal.com]

Mmm, I approve of much of these lists. Also, Gregory Peck. <333 He is/was so very, very excellent.

[alba-holly.livejournal.com]

I am so stealing this. I loved all your guys, except for 6. I've never heard of him before. All my friends think I am crazy for loving Adrien Brody. Now I want to go watch Brick. JGL is great in that.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_missmegan/]

i just had a weekend of star wars not including ep 1 bc well my husband isnt in it hhahahah...

and i remembered how HOTT he is..

hahaha :)

[flowrs4ophelia.livejournal.com]

My husband is still hotter than Hayden. :P

[http://users.livejournal.com/_missmegan/]

dont tell hayden that!
or hes going to get all pansy.

[vdkapenguin.livejournal.com]

GALE beat EWAN? You gonna have to get a new husband!
And um, I'm gonna have to do this meme since you failed to include Winona Ryder (=FAIL).

[vdkapenguin.livejournal.com]

also: you should watch American Psycho since there's lots of nakey Bale in it.

[paecock.livejournal.com]

cate blanchett is the only one on your GILFs list that doesn't make me want to puke.



LAUREN BACALL FTW

[flowrs4ophelia.livejournal.com]

lulz I know. I think she's doing the voiceovers for candy bar commercials now.

[aulic-exclusiva.livejournal.com]

Sara as Lindsay Peterson. Très instructif.

Your HUSBAND is # 3??

Of course we'll have to have a cockfight for Takeshi. He is mine, MINE! Fear my talons!!

(Especially after what you said about Gaspard. La guerre sera terrible et totale.)

[flowrs4ophelia.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, Sara is lovely.

Your HUSBAND is # 3??
Yeah, funny how that works. LOL. #2 and #1 are just my boyfriends, I guess,

[inksplotched.livejournal.com]

Um, so, was Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Ten Things I Hate About You? Because he is ADORABLE.

I heartily approve of the Marauders + Jacob + Jasper love.

[flowrs4ophelia.livejournal.com]

Yup, he was. :)

[inksplotched.livejournal.com]

I thought I recognized him! :D

[fathomlesssky.livejournal.com]

(Sorry, Jazz, even you aren't worth a broken vagina)
are you sure about that?

I feel the need to defend Gaspard's dimples. I like the dimples, though they are... odd.

And I would totally reconsider my heterosexuality for Keira Knightley, but you didn't hear that from me :p

Mmmm, Maraudery goodness. I approve. Highly.