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[flowrs4ophelia]

Name a character from one of my fandoms, and I'll give you (some or all of the following)...

1. three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
2. a reason he/she sucks
3. a reason he/she is awesomecakes
4. five things that never happened to that character
5. five people that character never fell in love with and why

Comments

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Jacob Black!

yay.

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1. Jacob Black likes Western movies.
He thinks Ziyi Zhang and Maggie Gyllenhaal are really hot.
One of the most vivid memories he has of his mother is playing with her very long hair.
2. He doesn't exist. This is unacceptable.
3. I love how he's always whistling when he feels happy. I don't know why but it's the cutest fucking thing ever.
4. Jacob has had alcohol but never been drunk.
He's never taken a girl on an actual date.
He has never read a book for fun, unless comic books count (though he's read some in school he ended up liking).
He never got the sex talk.
He has never traveled further than a couple states away from Washington.
5. Leah, because...why?
Angela, because he hasn't gotten the chance to.
Lauren, because she sucks.
Emily, because it would just be totally wrong and she's like an older sister to him.
Embry, because he's straight.

Re: yay.

[mouthsopen.livejournal.com]

1. aksjdaksjd YES.

2. Also yes.

3. Si! I actually hadn't noticed that. If I get around to re-reading the books, I should definitely look for it!

4. Hee, yessss. I have to mention though, in the fanfic world when the phrase 'things that never happened' is tossed around, it usually means that you make up situations that could or did happen to that character rather than just factual information. Does that makes sense? Like... Jacob gets married to Bella on the beach, or Jacob had his first kiss in elementary school.

5. If Jake hooks up with Leah just because, I'll be angry.

Re: yay.

[flowrs4ophelia.livejournal.com]

4. Aaaah. Well, it was late and my creativity was limited anyway. LOL.

[eumelkeks.livejournal.com]

Emmett Honeycutt.

I'm picking 3 of 5 because I can't brain much now...

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1. Emmett Honeycutt's laugh annoys the shit out of Brian.
He owns more pairs of fuzzy slippers than actual shoes.
He became friends with Michael after he was shopping at the Big Q and caught him dancing to the music playing while pricing stuff in an aisle.
2. I seriously cannot think of one reason that Emmett sucks. :/
3. He's one of the only QaF characters who really loves and respects himself.

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Quil

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Icon love. :)

1. Quil watches South Park and Futurama.
He, not Sam or Jacob, is actually Embry's half-brother, but he has no idea and assumes Sam's father was the one fooling around with Embry's mom.
He is a hilariously horrible dancer.
2. We don't know enough about Quil for him to suck for any reason. Haha.
3. He apparently made some vulgar comment to Embry about Jacob giving Bella "riding lessons" in the scene that they met her, which cracks me up like nothing else.
4. (How about 3?) Quil got slapped by the first girl he ever tried to ask out.
He cried at Titanic and threatened to kill Jacob if he told anybody.
After both becoming a werewolf and imprinting, he became a lot more mature in a short time, so much that his teachers think they're messing with him by being so polite and reserved all the sudden.

[vdkapenguin.livejournal.com]

han solo!

I'm going to get lazy and only half-complete this...

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1. Han Solo was raised an orphan by a toothless hag. LOLOLOLOL. Chewie has saved his life exactly 34 times. He knew how to use a blaster when he was fourteen. Shit, I hope I'm remembering the name of SW lazer guns right...
2. He never rememers anybody's birthdays.
3. Cause he's HAN SOLO, bitch.

[marikenobi.livejournal.com]

Remus Lupin

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1. Remus Lupin used to play piano pretty decently. He likes jazz and classical music. He wasn't in love with Lily but they were always quite close and got along even before she was willing to talk to any of the other Marauders.
2. Too hard on himself. :(
3. He's just such a nice person and never hateful. He even didn't have a problem with Snape until he'd killed Dumbledore.

[swashbuckler332.livejournal.com]

Boromir.

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My memory of Boromir from the books is not very clear, so this is based all on Bean's Boromir.

1. While Denethor favored him over his brother, his mother always favored Faramir. He was not a peace-and-quiet kind of guy and always liked to have music played. He really liked all kinds of competitive activities.
2. That whole trying to take the ring from Frodo thing wasn't so cool.
3. He's a really human character you can like despite his flaws. I may not want him to be the king of my land, but I'd hang out with him.