Fan Fiction Recommendation: "Fidelis" (Harry Potter)

Found this light-hearted, humorous story at the Sugar Quill. Now, Snape is so easy to write humor about because all you have to do is make him do something really NOT Snape, like go shopping for curtains or take a bubble bath or something. Or have a beanie baby he talks to and calls Fidelis. Yes. That's what this story is about. No, really.

Title: Fidelis
Author: Catherine Cook
Characters: Snape, Hermione
Rating: G
Summary: "Ah, it's a Muggle toy, he thought, seeing the little heart-shaped paper tag attached to its left ear. Ty Beanie Baby, whatever that means."
Link: Henceforth, little dog, your name is Fidelis.

FAN FICTION POST: "Asphodel", one-shot (Harry Potter)

Title: Asphodel
Author: Sara (flowrs4ophelia
Characters & Pairings: one-sided Severus/Lily
Rating: PG
Summary: Lily Evans, the girl. The girl you knew in school. The flower growing and spreading through your veins like a sweet poison, the living thing thriving inside your cold, dead, corpse-like self.
Notes: Credit is due to hraefn for citing a poem by William Carlos Williams in this meta on a Severus/Lily theory, which was vital inspiration and the perfect epitaph for this fic.

( I should have known, though I did not, that the lily-of-the-valley is a flower makes many ill who whiff it )